Why, yes, I do have a toothpaste ? אוסף. 1. It’s not a good idea to put your foot cream on the same shelf as your toothpaste. You’d think this would be one of those self-preservation things many people would already know, like “Don’t touch a hot stove!” or “Do sniff the communal office carton of milk before you pour some in your coffee,” but noooooo. A few nights ago, as I was in the restroom brushing my teeth before bed, I thought, “Hmm… This toothpaste tastes kinda funny…and why isn’t it foaming up?” At which point I realized, “HOLY...